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The Straight Dope on Horse Racing News

Sup fam, you thirsty for the real deal on this fantasy horse racing craze? You clicked to the right place then, because this is where the stupid fire gets dropped.Listen, I got a crew of complete degens who inhale this stuff like air, feel me? We talking big money stakes junkies and the sauced up dudes obsessing over those random ass small-time races nobody else cares about. If hooves are hitting dirt anywhere, you best believe we got eyes, ears, and sources all up in it.Word on the street is some hot new freak prospect came up? You already know we all over that from the jump - stalking their breeding like it's our job (actually, it kinda is our job), knowing their workouts better than their own mamis, all the deets. We got connects flowing info like Niagara Falls, so you can take that inside scoop to the bank.But we ain't just yapping our traps for shits and gigs over here, nah fam. These lunatics are straight students, studying past performances and numbers like Rainman played them slots.

So when we break down a race, you getting analysis so filthy deep, Adele gonna write a whole album about the gut-punch feels.Need an edge for your fantasy league or just trying to not look like a pony-tailed jabroni at the bar? Our picks and previews got you more covered than jake-legs after a night in Tijuana. Straight bucketing knowledge for the faithful.From track regs making boss moves to the new breeding mills prepping the next crop of freak talents, if it's even remotely popping in the horse game, we whipping out the megaphones to amplify that noise far and wide. Can't-get-elsewhere insider dope? Yeah we got that on smash. Convos with big dog trainers/jocks/owners themselves? You know we pulling those strings constantly.So run it up for real, all you would-be horse touts. Peep this space for that raw, uncutracing news you can't get nowhere else. Let this be the place you feed your sick addiction...because we deliverin' straight from the source, no filter. You hear me?